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No, you can’t visit or snail mail Cow Manor in Gozaimasu, Ohio, because neither you nor even the US Post Office could find it.  By cosmic coincidence (really!!), there is a 123 Hardscrabble Road in West Portsmouth, southern Ohio, zip code 45663, whereas zip code 45678 covers Scottown, Ohio, some 30 miles or so away.  And there's a lake in the region roughly the shape of the one overlooked by Cow Manor.  (For the initiated, there’s a Nauvoo United Methodist Church and formerly there was a Nauvoo Elementary School, both in West Portsmouth and both within two miles of 123 Hardscrabble Road.)