We don't take calls, because they're usually from telemarketers, scammers, or spammers. (In fact, our home answering-phone message says, "Please leave your message and then hang up. If you are a telemarketer, please hang up and then leave your message.") We'll reply to your email as soon as we can, but because we aren't expecting anyone to visit this website, let alone contact us, we might not check the inbox very often.
Tom Duck and Harry
Unless we've been hacked by Girl Scouts, we've tried to turn off cookies to the extent possible, but since this website is built on a templated GoDaddy product, we assume some temporary cookies are used. We've turned off the switch that allows the template "to place analytics cookies on your visitors' browsers to learn more and track your website's performance". Hopefully, by continuing to use this site, you demonstrate your lack of judgement only to yourself.