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Giant moths and a short treatise on flying shrimp; don't worry, they won't be back for another 17 years [when this was written].
Relive P.T. Barnum's parting shot, after which you can REgress... if you buy another ticket.
Still don't understand? Clicking the picture should make it clear, or look up "egress" in the dictionary. You won't find "gullible".
"Psst, Harry, that's supposed to be a pitch fork, not a manure fork!"
"Years in the making; seconds to realize something has gone terribly, terribly wrong!"
- Fred Herring [Click the picture to go there.]
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