A Return to the Dark Ages of One and One Half Wits Dot Com
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Contents
Contents - A Tour de Farce
Con-tents... cons and tents...?
"What you see is what you get... unless you don't get it!" [i.e., clicking Contents will get you right here, where you already are.]
The Fred Herring Story
A Witless Sampler ("Someone took all the good ones!")
A Witless Sampler ("Someone took all the good ones!")
A Witless Sampler ("Someone took all the good ones!")
"Get Thee to a Punnery!"
"Get Thee to a Punnery!"
Purgatory
Purgatory
Purgatory
Contact!
Purgatory
The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs
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The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs
The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs
The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs
This Way to the Egress
The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs
Tom Duck and Harry ~ Ohio Gothic ~
Tom Duck and Harry ~ Ohio Gothic ~
The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs
Tom Duck and Harry ~ Ohio Gothic ~