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A Return to the Dark Ages of One and One Half Wits Dot Com

Within the limits of this website builder, this section is a reconstruction of the original One and One Half Wits Dot Com, which was created in the opening years of the twenty-first century.  It was authored in learn-as-you-go HTML as part of an ill-conceived effort to meet the requirements of a series of night-school classes toward the attainment of a certificate in web design.  The website was created and the certificate was obtained, but the public interest was not served in the interim.  Scroll down to see the contents for this section.

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Contents

Contents - A Tour de Farce

Contents - A Tour de Farce

Contents - A Tour de Farce

Con-tents...  cons and tents...?

Never mind.

"What you see is what you get... unless you don't get it!"  [i.e., clicking Contents will get you right here, where you already are.]

Hohum Page

Contents - A Tour de Farce

Contents - A Tour de Farce

There's no place like home.


The usual home page mumbo jumbo:  mission, legal, privacy, statements, etc. - with a twist

The Fred Herring Story

Contents - A Tour de Farce

The Fred Herring Story

Fred Herring, by his son, Jesse


 A Poor Trait of the Artist as a Young Man


Read a long excerpt from the short autobiography of Fred Herring, our flounder

A Witless Sampler

"Get Thee to a Punnery!"

The Fred Herring Story

"Sweets for the sweet... and nuts for the nut!"

- Elsie Mudrick to her younger son


An assorted, sordid collection of original cartoons, Flash® animation, verbiage, and garbiage, by Fred Herring 

"Get Thee to a Punnery!"

"Get Thee to a Punnery!"

"Get Thee to a Punnery!"

"Get thee to a nunnery" - Hamlet, the Dane

"Get thee to a punnery!" - Fred, the Herring


The best of the worst [punographic material, not for the faint of stomach]

The National Conspirer

"Get Thee to a Punnery!"

"Get Thee to a Punnery!"

You just can't be too careful whom you trust for sensationalist information these days!


The inside dope on crop circles, legendary terrors, and White House scandals, from this rag's staff of inside dopes

YETI

Purgatory

Purgatory


Think spiked hair was so '90s?


Yearning for Evidence of 

Terrestrial Intelligence

Join the search for meaning on the AM radio band and other quixotic quests

Purgatory

Purgatory

Purgatory



The devil is in the details.


Material not yet consigned to its own private hell, but already in yours

Contact!

Purgatory

The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs

"E.T. email home"


 Check out the sails page; send us an e-mail; fill out our survey; see what our reader(s) has to say.

[Not the same as Contact Us!]

The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs

The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs

The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs

"EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH-EEAH..."


Giant moths and a short treatise on flying shrimp; don't worry, they won't be back for another 17 years [when this was written]. 

This Way to the Egress

The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs

Tom Duck and Harry ~Ohio Gothic~

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Relive P.T. Barnum's parting shot, after which you can REgress...  if you buy another ticket.


Still don't understand?  Clicking the picture should make it clear, or look up "egress" in the dictionary, where you won't find "gullible".

Tom Duck and Harry ~Ohio Gothic~

The Garden of Earthly Delights - and Bugs

Tom Duck and Harry ~Ohio Gothic~

"Psst, Harry, that's supposed to be a pitch fork, not a manure fork!"


"Years in the making; seconds to realize something has gone terribly, terribly wrong!"

- Fred Herring

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Tom Duck and Harry

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