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The Usual Home Page Mumbo Jumbo, with a Twist
There's no place like home.
Mission, Vision, Whatever Statements
- "To boldly go where no pun was intended..."
- One and One Half Wits is the work of Fred Herring and Associates, a non-profit (as opposed to not-for-profit) organization dedicated to the proposition that all humor is not created equal; in fact, we wonder why some of it was created at all.
- Our aim is to provide entertainment that is ironic, subtle (HA!), gentle, healing, and inoffensive. Help for the humor impaired is available through Contact, where you may request an explanation of any of the content. (You might not receive an intelligible reply, but that's another matter as our webmaster is chuckle-challenged, himself.)
- If you enjoy this site, our existence is justified. If you mention us to others, so much the better. If you steal this material without proper attribution, our lawyers will be in touch....
Legal Statement
- A single lawyer in a town will starve to death, but two lawyers will both live comfortably. Also, any resemblance between the contents of this website and reality is purely coincidental. Nevertheless, all content herein is the property of Fred Herring and Associates. As Fred is fond of saying, "It may be crap, but it's our crap."
Privacy Statement
- Try closing your blinds at night before undressing.
The Only Statement that Counts
- You are visitor number: - |0|0|0|1|7| [No, the counter doesn't update; yes, that's a minus sign; and yes, it was supposed to be funny.]