"WWDD?"
-or- How Donald Trump Saved Humanity and Healed the Planet
It started innocently enough when a young girl in Mississippi asked her minister at the local AME Church how to resolve an issue between her and her brother. The minister started to answer with a Bible story, paused for a moment, and then said, “Think about President Trump and ask yourself, ‘What would Donald do?”
“Then do that?” asked the girl.
“No,” the minister replied. “Then DO THE OPPOSITE!”
She tried this out with her brother and then with the rest of her family. In a short time, it had such a positive effect that her parents asked her about her new behavior. She told them what the minister had said, and they shared it with friends. It quickly spread in the community and across the state. Changes began to be apparent. School and work absenteeism declined while grades and productivity increased. Poverty decreased and crime stats fell. The price of eggs dropped as chickens doubled their output. The story was picked up by local, then national, media outlets, except Fox.
Within months Mississippi’s ranking for quality-of-life indicators improved across the board. Neighboring states took notice and began to implement the WWDD Program, as it came to be called, which was soon rebranded as a movement. Polling showed a drop in voters claiming to be MAGA, and gun sales plummeted. Even the number of predicted hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico - Yes, that name was restored - was lowered.
Nationwide, then worldwide, the process took hold:
Moral dilemma?
Ask yourself, “What would Donald do?”
Then DO THE OPPOSITE!
Environmental issue?
Ask yourself, “What would Donald do?”
Then DO THE OPPOSITE!
Political question?
Ask yourself, “What would Donald do?”
Then DO THE OPPOSITE!
Dating concerns?…
Strategic or tactical military decisions?…
Economic policy?…
International relations?…
Miraculously, peace was established in Ukraine and the Middle East. Putin was retired to a horse farm in Siberia, after which Russia became a democracy.
The Supreme Court began an unbroken string of 7-to-2 pro-Constitution rulings - there’s no hope for some people. Of course, a few other holdouts remained. The Trump family was relocated to a Mar-a-Lago replica on what was once Jeffrey Epstein’s private island, while the remaining White House staffers, Cabinet members, and embedded billionaires self-deported to the newly reopened facilities on Alcatraz under the banner of the White Racist Federation of QAnonica, with Stephen Miller acting Chief Cook and Bottle Whitewasher and Pete Hegseth Secretary of Offense. On both islands gasoline prices were capped at $1.99 per gallon, but only electric vehicles were allowed. Travel to and from both was monitored by great white sharks, who experienced a resurgence in numbers with the simultaneous reversal of global warming and the reestablishment of balanced weather patterns and ocean currents.
Two notable items, to wrap things up:
-- Trillionaire Elon Musk was last heard humming "Deutschland über alles" on his nine-month journey in a Tesla cybertruck-camper-spaceship conversion van to a new home on Mars.
-- At her last public appearance, former White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt joyfully proclaimed, “The WWDD Movement proves that Donald Trump’s presidency was the greatest boon to mankind since the resurrection of Jesus Christ... Even greater!”
12/13/25, Rev 12./15/25B
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